Things to do on a limited budget

Hey kids, try parking your car on single yellow lines when visiting the dole office, because you can't afford the £4.50-an-hour that the closest car park charges.  If fortune favours you, you'll get the heady rush of adrenaline that you used to get from stealing all the jaffa cakes from the biscuit jar at work; if fortune forsakes you, you'll lose half your week's dole money in parking fines (assuming you pay within the 1/2-price discount period) and have something to blog about that doesn't involve scripting languages.