Now I have a job offer, I'm in mortal fear of waking up and finding it was aaaaallll a dreeeaaam. Despite my non-superstitious general cast of mind, I find myself unconsciously trying to Karmically balance myself out so that the pendulum of fate doesn't swing back into "bad luck" with a vengeance.
How do I do that? By watching Michael McKintyre's Comedy Roadshow. By forcing the terrible misfortune of Michael McKintyre on myself, I ought to have something really nice happen to me as recompense.
I bloody 'ate Michael McKintyre. How he has a TV show, I do not know.
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