Sunday 22 January 2012

Illin' like a Villain.

I am full of a cold.

What a tragedy! But the kicker is since this is CAMERON'S BIG SOCIETY, I don't get sick pay when I'm ill so I shall have to struggle to work and be ill on everybody else or be unable to pay for things like gas, electricity or the fuel to get to work. Yeah, I'm a Subsistence Software Engineer.

So I shall go to work and every one else will get my cold. Last time I was ill, I gave it to the boss. He didn't threaten to fire me, he threatened to shoot me.

Less paperwork that way.

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