Red Dead Corrections

I've played a lot more Red Dead Redemption lately and it's time to make some corrections to my Saturday post.

1. Horses can actually be ridden off cliffs in a survivable manner, so long as the cliffs in question are more sort of really, really steep hills and you skid your horse down sideways.

2. Jews are also persecuted unmercifully by shopkeepers who refuse to stock Jewish or foreign products, which is presumably why their store is full of completely useless junk that I never bother to use. Coyotes will attack anyone on foot, not just skinny men in derby hats with strong New York Jewish accents, so good for Coyotes, I suppose.

3. Close not only counts in horseshoes, but in fire bottles and dynamite sticks.