Saturday 22 May 2010

Red Dead Upside The Head

Today, I have mostly been playing Red Dead Redemption (and taking dogs to vets to get their skin fungus treated, but you didn't want to know that). I'm still at the early learning stages, but here are some things I've learned.

1. Horses are fitted with poor shock absorbers, do not ride them off cliffs.

2. In the Wild West, Jews still got the blame from conspiracy theorists and were persecuted quite unmercifully by coyotes.

3. Medical science cannot save you.

4. Early 20th-century cartoons involved a lot more drug abuse, tree rape, rectal impalement by stalagtite and toddler matricide than you might expect.

5. Since the Bouchon fuse has yet to be invented, close only counts in  Horseshoes.

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