Graceful Degradation

Hooray for the latest, greatest indignity of being on t' dole:

• I am out of toilet paper.

• I cannot afford more toilet paper until the government pays me some more Jobseeker's allowance, which will happen on Monday.

• It will take until Wednesday at the earliest for the money to actually be cleared into my account.

What am I doing about it (aside from desperately trying to get a job)? Well, in the medium term, the fact I can't afford food either is helping somewhat. In the short term? I may have a solution for that too.